Tuesday, 23 August 2011

"Just because you're paranoid...

"...don't mean they're not after you..." (K. Cobain)


elaine rickett said...

Why have you put a decoy pigeon on your bird table?

Hapless gardener said...

I promise it's not a decoy! That evil thing is responsible for nightmares and raised blood pressure for eating the food I leave out for the proper birds that need it! Check out my 'When Pigeons Attack posts from June - this was the final pic from the 'attack'!

They are, indeed, after me.

elaine rickett said...

You are right - you are paranoid! A pigeon's gotta live.
Just checked out your 'arty' photos on blog no. 2. Excellent.
Best wishes lablec.

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