(Adopting Jeremy Clarkson's tone...)
Some weeds fight with veg.
Others with grass.
Some go and colonise wildspace, like a gun-totting American settler.
This fool, however, decides to lay it's hat...
...on a pavement.
Yes ladies and gentleman, welcome to Bristol's very own hapless weed. Probably one of the busiest thoroghfares in town, leading as it does from many a work place to the great park by the river. All it will take is a random slipped stilleto, an unco-ordinated jogger or a hungry canine to end this foolhardy attempt to seek out a riverside location. Dear oh dear...
(and not only did I get funny looks bending down to take this pic, a lady said, aww, he's taking a piccy, like I'm some 5 year old)