I'm taking a holiday
The pressure is too much
And such and such
So instead I'm off to a tent, somewhere in a field
In the mean time, you'll be in the care of my guests
And tomorrow's is a treat
to keep you busy whilst I rest my feet, mind body and (green) fingers.
I hope the blog has been fun to date (I personally think it's *%$!@?* great
to write and think of puns for, and I promise to return with even more)
So until I'm back
Enjoy the craic. As they say.
The Hapless Kitchen Gardener
- Hapless gardener
- I only feel hapless because some people make it look easy to grow 10 ft marrows or a banquet of greens whereas my courgettes got nabbed by killer slugs and I only got one raspberry. So tips and stories from people less hapless than I are more than welcome. As a disclaimer though, none of my comments should be taken as expert advice on which you can rely! © Unless stated otherwise, and with the exception of guest content where that guest retains copyright, all photos and posts are the copyright of Tom Carpen and may not be used without permission.