Thursday, 1 September 2011

Downing tools

Dear all,

I'm taking a holiday

The pressure is too much

Weeds

Failed crops

And such and such

I'm defeated.

Beaten,

Spent

So instead I'm off to a tent, somewhere in a field

In Dorset

Alright


In the mean time, you'll be in the care of my guests

And tomorrow's is a treat

to keep you busy whilst I rest my feet, mind body and (green) fingers.

I hope the blog has been fun to date (I personally think it's *%$!@?* great

to write and think of puns for, and I promise to return with even more)

So until I'm back

Enjoy the craic. As they say.

Tom






2 comments:

elaine rickett said...

Have a great holiday - I shall miss your puns - sometimes I don't have a clue what you are talking about, but you make me smile - so that can't be bad.

Hapless gardener said...

Thank you Elaine, a lovely comment to come back to. I'm not sure I have a clue what I'm talking about and I really shouldn't laugh at my own jokes, so I'm really glad you like the puns!

The Hapless Kitchen Gardener

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I only feel hapless because some people make it look easy to grow 10 ft marrows or a banquet of greens whereas my courgettes got nabbed by killer slugs and I only got one raspberry. So tips and stories from people less hapless than I are more than welcome. As a disclaimer though, none of my comments should be taken as expert advice on which you can rely! © Unless stated otherwise, and with the exception of guest content where that guest retains copyright, all photos and posts are the copyright of Tom Carpen and may not be used without permission.