Dear all,
I'm taking a holiday
The pressure is too much
Weeds
Failed crops
And such and such
I'm defeated.
Beaten,
Spent
So instead I'm off to a tent, somewhere in a field
In Dorset
Alright
In the mean time, you'll be in the care of my guests
And tomorrow's is a treat
to keep you busy whilst I rest my feet, mind body and (green) fingers.
I hope the blog has been fun to date (I personally think it's *%$!@?* great
to write and think of puns for, and I promise to return with even more)
So until I'm back
Enjoy the craic. As they say.
Tom
This blog is all about the trials of an amateur kitchen gardener in Bristol, UK. If to be lazy is to be immature, then to grow your own food is surely the peak of maturity? Time to 'man up' and live the Good Life
It's not all about the posts
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The Hapless Kitchen Gardener
- Hapless gardener
- Bristol
- I only feel hapless because some people make it look easy to grow 10 ft marrows or a banquet of greens whereas my courgettes got nabbed by killer slugs and I only got one raspberry. So tips and stories from people less hapless than I are more than welcome. As a disclaimer though, none of my comments should be taken as expert advice on which you can rely! © Unless stated otherwise, and with the exception of guest content where that guest retains copyright, all photos and posts are the copyright of Tom Carpen and may not be used without permission.
2 comments:
Have a great holiday - I shall miss your puns - sometimes I don't have a clue what you are talking about, but you make me smile - so that can't be bad.
Thank you Elaine, a lovely comment to come back to. I'm not sure I have a clue what I'm talking about and I really shouldn't laugh at my own jokes, so I'm really glad you like the puns!
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